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February 28, 2008

UPSIDEOLOGY: Video Edition

Forget analysis, let's just revel in pure potential and ridiculosity:

Okay. One point of analysis.  It has pretty much become a foregone conclusion that Beasley will be the number one.  [Only the outside chance that the #1 team drafting has a PF changes this up.]  BUT, does drafting a ridiculously athletic power forward give a team the best chance to build a championship contender?  I say not.  Let me count the ways: Amare, Kenyon Martin, Elton Brand, Antonio McDyess, Laphonso Ellis, Grandmama, CWebb, DC, Barkley, Karl...is this just a coincidence?  Those PFs who have won (Duncan, Rasheed,  McHale, perhaps soon KG) are really long-skilled forwards.  They have not been the highlight reelers or power bowlers. Past experience tells us that to build a championship, ridonk athletic PFs either wear out their knees or star on a team that becomes good, but never great...

Beasley aka the Creature

Derrick Rose aka the Great Poohdini

Nicholas Batum aka the French Jew (okay, the narrator probably meant "jewel," but who's counting?)

Danilo Gallinari aka Gallo ("rooster") aka the Flying Cannoli

Ricky Rubio aka Pistola aka Ru-Bee-Oh (Hook, anyone?)

February 26, 2008

Where Anonymous Doesn't Happen

   

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February 25, 2008

Fidel and the Commish: A Conversation

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February 24, 2008

Nepravda, Kristofer Swamiovitch

The Berman videos have re-caught the eye of the blogosphere.  God bless Deadspin, we can still see the archival footage.

Now, Mr. Berman responds.  He tells the Miami Herald,

''It's almost as if what we would fight against as a country--the Soviets spying--it's almost like that's what everyone is doing,'' Berman said by phone Wednesday. "What's said in the huddle, which is what I did, should be in the huddle."

Now. Now. Maybe we shouldn’t take you too seriously, Mr. Berman. Maybe we should just assume your metaphors are so “poetic” that they need not be analyzed. And yet, as a US-Soviet historian, let me fill you in on what would have happened in the USSR.

Here’s a break-down of the likely aftermath.  It's cause I feel for ya Chris, you're startin to sound like Dick Nixon.  God-damn that freedom of the press:

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Under Josef Stalin (~1927–1953), you would have proven yourself unreliable and an embarrassment to the Party. In order to usher you neatly out of public view, a show trial would have ensued. You would have been summarily executed or sent to a gulag.

Under Nikita Khrushchev (~1953-1964), you would have merely enjoyed a show trial, lost your job, your Party membership, any future career, and would have lived out your days in humiliation, hunger and poverty.

Brezhnev_2KhrushchevUnder Leonid Brezhnev (1964–1982), you may have been purged. Yet given your good-soldier history, you probably would have been given the option to publicly condemn yourself, continue your career while always knowing you were a tip-toe away from losing everything.

Under Yuri Andropov or Konstantin Chernenko (1982–1985), probably very similar to the Brezhnev era. Perhaps you would have been selected to write a “History of the Greatness of the Soviet Union and Its People Through Sport.” You could trade in a few of your dissident friends and live a happy and successful life.

Under Mikhail Gorbachev (1985-1991), it’s very uncertain what would have happened in a time of such flux, reform, and regression.  Long before, you probably would have become associated with one of the warring factions on the Central Committee. I would guess you would have been on the anti-perestroika side. And, we can probably guess, you would have made a few enemies. Soviet_leaders

I’m thinking a spat of negative editorials against you and a quiet discharge from your job. I’m thinking maybe a move back to your home town and a fortune made from the black-marketing of your wonder drug:  Deux Deux Deuxs.

February 23, 2008

The Golden Ticket aka Amir Johnson

Amir2Long and far we have searched for its quixotic charms, its elusive impermeability.  And, as Need4Sheed would rock it, its Amirzing.  Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I believe the SKY-HOOK IS BACK...

Click here to catch the Golden Ticket (courtesy of Need4Sheed courtesy of the Detroit Pistons and myTV20 Detroit)...it's a beautiful thing.


February 22, 2008

Flip Saunders (to Danny Ferry): You're an Idiot

 

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Flip breaks down the nonsense that is Ferry's grand plan.

Good interview.

 

Fusion-Ballin

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Billie Basquetbaal's post, "The Ballad of Carmelo Anthony" is a beautiful discussion of race, image, and the Lig.  It's the best blog I've read so far this year.  Much recommends to hop over and read it before scanning my take. 

Here it is: I love the analysis.  Yet I would put caution on the conclusions.

Billie does a wonderul job developing all of Melo's paradoxes, but she treats Carmelo as powerless, as having no ability to influence his image.  Yet the story only gets more complicated and interesting when we appreciate how Carmelo has agency.  How Melo conforms and rebels against those images.  Melo relishes in those corn-rows even as he rejects the "thug."  Melo does not just emulate the Birds or the Bernards, he also borrows from "street ball."

The point is: Melo fuses these identities.  He plays with them.  They are not just confining.   And they are also not new to Melo's generation.  Dr. J, Oscar, Pistol Pete, the wonder of basketball has been in its fusions. FusionFusion_cookin

Basketball beautifully weaves together different languages: the Cornfield jumpshot with the NYC cross-over, the Canadian can-do of Nashie with the American reach-highing of Amare, the military discipline of Pop with the hippie-chatter of Phil, the flop from the courts in Rio with the chair-pulling from the courts at the Y,  the explosive vitreal of a Knight with the solid construction of the Wooden pyramids.

The Lig develops and evolves through the creative mixin of all the different games.  Dwight brings Shaq's size with Kemp's ups  Lebron marries Magic's court vision with Michael's super-hero'ry.  Joakim is Anderson Varajeo with a trust fund.  CP3 is new generation Zeke.  And maybe DWill can win those championships JKidd should have. 

As for Melo.  You describe Melo's background:

His is the modern rags-to-riches story, one shared in differing degrees by many professional athletes. Raised poor in Baltimore by a single mother, he played his way out to Syracuse where he single-handedly won a national championship, then left to be picked third in one of the best drafts in basketball history, behind names that already resonate in the history of the NBA.

This description itself is a fiction.  It muffles the suffering; it romanticizes the journey.  Questions of his laziness and his tendency to be easily discouraged are not fictions.  They may be overstatements, but they are not simply co-opted from stereotypes of "blackness."  Don't forget that Melo really struggled in his sophomore season in the Lig.  He got frustrated and his game suffered.  It was not only fans', but his own expectations he didn't reach.   

Melo is flawed.  All players are.  Even Jordan.   Remember that little baseball stint?  Jordan was a spell-binding character because he was super-human and all too flawed.  He was even...a long time ago...a ball-hog.  We tend to play up the "best player ever" and play down the tragic arrogance. 

Part of the beauty of basketball is seeing how these young men grow up, how they face and deal with the difficulties. [Update with a link: Shoals, wearing his Free Darko hat, beautifully captures the tension in this post on Gerald Green.

How will they astound and how will they disappoint? 

How they have corrupted the game AND how they have made the game better than ever.   

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February 21, 2008

10 Winners and Some Kind of Horrible

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Breaking down the trades from Shaq to best...

11. Suns:  Watching the Lakers-Suns game last night was depressing.  It was the part of the 80s movie when the boy next door decides to hang with the cool kids, stops acting like himself, starts gelling his hair, and forgets his best friend.  Only, there's no happy ending.  Some Kind of Horrible! There's no turning back to Euroball.  The Suns are just another team.  TNT's coverage missed the point.  Shaq's numbers are not the ones to watch.  Nash and the gang's are.  Shaq's presence completely distorts the offensive flow.  At about halftime when I turned the game off, Nash had two assists.

1409351331_06fafbb968_o10. Cleveland:  Oh Danny Ferry, you are the living end.  Can someone please enroll him in a strategic-planning course?  No blueprint.  No grand design.  No Lebron in the 2010s.

9. New Orleans: 
On paper, acquiring Bonzi and Mike James is a good idea.  Enjoy the rest of the regular season, these guys are gonna be no help in the play-offs.  Bonzi has never shown on the big stage and James had the one good year in Detroit because he was trying to prove he belongs in the Lig.  Ever since James has tried to prove he's a star, he's regressed.  Neither guy is a system guy.  Neither is going to work within the NOLA system.  They'll disappear in the playoffs.  Eh.  Not so much harm, not so much foul.

8. Houston:
Forget winning, it's all about the JERSEY SALES.  Gerald Green + Yao + Tracy = bank.  And if Bobby Jackson can stay healthy, I'd have to bounce them up to the #5 spot. He's a baller in the playoffs and had his best years under Adelman. If you haven't watched Houston lately, tune in.  They're gonna be a force in the playoffs.

7. Chicago: 
Hated the deal when I first heard it from my buddy from 'Sota.  But it's growing on me, and by tomorrow morning, I might be loving it.  Paxson's press conference tells you what you need to know.  Getting rid of the Body and JoeJoe clears up time for Tyrus and the Joak.  Their potential development gives some hope for this disasterous season.  Just as Paxson seems beat, he pulls off a smart deal like this that tells you he is a hell of a lot smarter than Danny Ferry.

6. New Jersey: 
Devin Harris.  Beautiful.  Rod Thorn has always been a GM who focuses on getting the big pieces together to build around.  Harris is just that kind of piece.  But couldn't get rid of Vinsanity?  He's a plague in that lockerroom.  He takes the focus away from development and guarantees a few more wins and few less lottery balls.Pimp

5. San Antonio: 
Yes, it's an adjustment and not a bombshell.  But it's vintage Buford.  Kurt Thomas is the perfect cog to plug into the well-oiled machine.  And some much needed pointy elbows to fend Pau out of the post.  And don't forget the acquisition of the other Stoudemire.

4. Dallas: 
I'm baffled.  Let me repeat that because it's not just flouncy rhetoric.  I am BAFFLED.  The same experts who are slurping up the Shaq trade, the same experts who made Kidd the king of the castle this summer during the Games are trashing this deal.  Excuse me???  Kidd is the best point guard of his generation.  He has two-three years of great to solid play left.  He allows Dirk some time out of the spotlight.  He fits perfectly with JHow.  I love this deal.

3. Seattle: 
Sam Presti, you amaze me.  Has anyone in any sport ever blown up a team with more style?

2. Lakers: 
Pau. Pau. Pau.  Hopefully Kupcheck can finally step outside of West's shadow and get the Executive-of-the-Year consideration he deserves.  We're talking about a roster that has ballers from roster spot 1 to 12.

1. Miami: 
Yes, Riley, you're a horrible person, but you do know your bball. 

February 20, 2008

Surplus Capitalism at Its Best

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The Sonics traded a trade-exception* and a second round pick for...** the Suns 2008 and 2010 1st round draft picks, the 2009 Spurs 1st rounder, and the expiring contracts of Rafer Elson and Brent Barry.

Sam Presti, I salute you.

* Sonics received t-e for Rashard Lewis' signing in Orlando.

** If only "..." could become Kurt Thomas' new nickname.

 

Blog-on-Blog Action

  • There was certainly an overload last week of All-Star blogging.  But I got the most tickle from JE Skeet's "impromptu interview" with David Stern.  For those of you, like me, who miss the old-school Simmons (the wide-eyed-I-can't-believe-he's-talking-to-me-I-just-pooped-myself posts) and not the ESPN Simmons ("I'm smarter than all the GMs in the Lig"), this is a treat.
  • TrueHoop remains the gold standard of meta-blogs.  But with the transition to the ESPN, Abbott has been focusing more on local newspaper coverage than idiosynchratic blogtakes.  I still love the TrueHoop, but for those looking for those daily golden blogging nuggets, Hardwood Paroxysm's "Great Exercises in NBA-Related Postings" has quickly become the place to go.

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