PhDribble

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Dear Mr. Dumars,

A couple of weeks ago I promised myself that if I were ever to meet you, I would have something written down to say:

1) I'm so sorry to bother you Mr. Dumars.
2) You and Mr. D are my role models.  I wish I had had the chance to tell Mr. Davidson that.  So I promised myself that if I were ever to meet you, I would have something written down to say.

I couldn’t keep that promise. I would never want to invade your private space.  I want you to feel comfortable living a private-public life because you can only do so in a town like Detroit.  A place where my mom can bump into Chauncey Billups at Mitchell's, and then call me right after because he wished her a "happy mother's day."

I am writing this because I am retiring my blog.  And I made two promises to myself when starting this blog.  I would always keep it anonymous.  And I would never admit that I was a Pistons fan.  Because I was interested in talking about league-wide issues; because I cannot say anything about the Pistons except I love them.

I am writing this because I am a graduate student and this blog helped me get through the first two years of classwork.  Those first two years are the hardest in graduate school.  They are a reading/writing/thinking/researching bootcamp, that I can only explain by saying it's what I imagine the practice is like in the Palace.  But now I am on to my dissertation.  And this blog was always meant to be a way to keep my spirits up when I was too tired to read another book, write another essay, or think of something to bullshit about for my next seminar.

I am writing this because when I was young my mom took me to at least two or three Piston games a year.  I thought my mom was humoring me.  Neither of my parents had ever liked sports, and my mom said that she had learned to love watching the Pistons because of me.  I thought she didn’t mean it.  I thought she was humoring me and maybe trying to show some interest, spend some quality time, cheer me up.  So, she took me to those games, and I was too depressed to enjoy them.  I was depressed a lot growing up.  But I acted excited because I knew that the tickets were expensive for us, but more because I knew she wanted me to just enjoy the game.  So…I didn't.  I was depressed.  But I have memories now and forever of going to those games with my mom and knowing that I could see you, and that somewhere Mr. D was there too, in the front row, under the basket, just enjoying the game.  My mom would get so excited everytime we went, look there’s Davidson!  “I know Mom. He’s there in the same place every game.”  How mortifying, I thought, only my mom who didn’t know anything about sports would get so excited to see Davidson every time we come.  I mean, he’s at every game! He sits in the same place!

I had no idea what you were doing when you traded Jerry Stackhouse and Grant Hill and picked up some guys who were known as underachievers.

But I have the faith.  I'm a fan. So I applauded. I applauded and applaud the Darko Milicic draft pick. I applauded and applaud the Chauncey trade, the Lindsay Hunter departure.

I applauded and applaud.

[The best analogy for me to express my views is that I think of it like the Iraq war.  I supported and support the Iraq war.  I thought W. was an idiot.  But I thought the war was the right decision at the time.  With the best information at hand, with too little experience for his job, George W. Bush made the best decision he could.  And there’s only one president at a time, so there’s only one person who has to make such horrific decisions.  And then President Bush learned from that decision.  He knew what was going on because only he knew what it was like to be the President of the United States.  So I supported the "surge."  And it looks like it's working so far.  I only hope that it continues.]

At the same time I can understand the vitriol from the fans because my mom has had a hard time dealing with the Billups and Hunter transactions. But that's what I'm there for, to explain why I think it makes perfect sense because I actually do.  And then I remind her that she once called me to tell me why she loves you, why you share her values.  In some interview, I don't know when, you said that you don't allow players on your teams who are "the jerks and the crazies." 

So, I told and tell her this Bynum kid must be damn good if he has earned Joe D.’s faith.  I told and tell her that you would only trade Chauncey if he could understand.  And I think you did because the right deal came up at the right time, and you must have known that Chauncey would be okay.  In fact, he would blossom wherever he went.

So, I trust you.  Because you are Joe Fuckin' Dumars!  Because when others have doubted you, they have later had to pretend that's what they were trying to say all along.  So, I'm Jewish, my doubt is my faith.  I only have faith because I challenge myself to think about why this would make sense to you.  So, with the Darko trade, I was excited.  And still am.  Because even if it did not work out for the Pistons, it helped dispel the myth that every European center has the drive to match his ability...and oh, yeah, because you turned that Darko pick into Rodney Stuckey. 

So I applauded the Chauncey trade because I always believed that they were the best team in the League every year.  And I also knew my Pistons were trying their best and maybe their best wasn’t best to win a championship every year, but, as my mom says “why do these experts keep saying that the season is failure if they don’t win a championship?  They did great this year! They do great every year!  This is why I can only listen to Blaha and Kelser!”

So when you were ready to trade Chauncey.  I was ready.  And then the other night I heard that Moe Williams said that he models his career around players like Chauncey.  And I thought, wow, Chauncey is an amazing role model.  His leaving Detroit finally gave Billups the respect he always deserved by those on the national tv (except C-Webb and sometimes Kenny and Chuck.)  Because you said you wouldn't ever trade anyone if it was a bad situation for that player.  And I know you meant it. 

Because you sent Chauncey back home.  And finally the League got the message: CHAUNCEY BILLUPS IS AN MVP-CALIBER PLAYER.  THE DETROIT PISTONS WON ALL OF THOSE GAMES ALL OF THOSE YEARS BECAUSE THEY WERE A TEAM OF SUPERSTARS.  RASHEED WALLACE HAS FULLFILLED HIS POTENTIAL, SIR CHARLES, BECAUSE UNLIKE MANY SUPERSTARS (NO MATTER HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE AS HUMAN BEINGS, I LOVE YOU TOO CHUCK) UNLIKE MANY “SUPERSTARS,” SHEED LEARNED TO PLAY ALL-NBA DEFENSE, AND HE WON A SHIP.  AND HE IS A ROLE MODEL BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER PLAYED WITH HIM FEELS BLESSED TO HAVE BEEN HIS TEAMMATE.

And maybe only Atlanta Braves fans can truly understand how lucky we are to be Detroit Pistons fans.

So I applaud.

And right on cue, they want to say that the Chauncey trade was obviously a mistake all along.  They want to say that Stuckey won’t be that good.  And I just shake my head.  Because they are going to be hollerin about how they knew how good [insert Rodney Stuckey’s future nickname here] when he was just Rodney Scklucky coming out of Eastern Washington, and they remember that everyone doubted him but Joe D.

They want to bury Allen Iverson.  Instead of trying to appreciate how hard it would be for all one’s dreams to come true before the age of 30, how of course he needed a second opinion in DC because that’s where John Thompson is, how Thompson is the man whom Allen trusts, who proved his trust, whom AI should trust.  Because John Thompson was there all along, when all of those national television personalities (and it wasn't just the lily white media) were doubting him, calling AI a hood, a bad role model.  Well, Mr. Dumars, I think Allen Iverson has been an ideal role model.  And my mom has always loved AI, and I only loved him when I heard you made that trade.

And maybe you’re not always right, but you’re more often right then anyone else I can think of in the League.

We have a family story.  My mom and dad visited Detroit in the mid-1970s for business and my mom turned to my dad and said, “thank god we never have to live here!”
But a year and some later my parents moved to Detroit, that was the jobs they got.  They moved to Detroit and raised us there, and are still Detroiters. 

My mom was wrong.  I was lucky to grow up in Detroit because of role models like you.

I am writing this before watching the last game of the season.  Then I'll turn off my computer, flip on the Lig Pass, and  applaud.

Oh yeah, I like that Sharpe kid and am crossing my fingers that you pick up Cheik in the off-season.

Good luck in the playoffs,
My best,
phdribble

STOP THE MADNESS...stop...the...madn...

+/- is not an indicator of anything.

Let's take a few scenarios.

A) Over a season Phil relegates Lamar to a specific role on the team. Odom plays 15 mpg total, no more, no less.  But Odom's 15 minutes only come while Kobe sits on the bench.  Phil has his reasons, but he remains cryptic and a bit creepy.

B) Over a season Phil relegates Lamar to a specific role on the team.  Odom plays 15 mpg total. But Phil believes that Lamar plays better with Kobe on the floor.  Lamar plays his 15 mpg only when Kobe is still in the game.  Odom does not register a minute the whole season with Kobe on the bench.

In which scenario would Lamar Odom have the better +/-?

Is Odom's +/- dependent on how much Kobe plays?

Let's keep it simple. Let's keep Kobe constant.  Say, when he is on the floor, the Lakers' defense is better.

In which scenario would Lamar Odom have the better +/-?

C/D) Jordan Farmer and even Sun Yae are injured for the second half of the season and the Lakeshow is forced to resign Smush Parker.  Phil decides to experiment.  He plays Odom either only with Derek Fisher or only with Smush.

In which scenario would Lamar Odom have the better +/-?

E/F) Phil is bored.  He decides to experiment. Sometimes he plays Odom only with Bynum, sometime he plays him only with Pau. 

G) Jeannie Buss has an idea.  Phil decides to play along.  She notices that Odom has a better +/- on dates with even days.  Phil only plays Odom on even days.

H) Bloggers love +/-.  So do fans.  +/- gets so popular that ESPN adds it to the box scores.  Lamar loves the box scores and begins to track his +/-.  He loves it.  He can't get enough of it. He devotes himself to improving his +/-.

a quick thought on all-star weekend

this was a great all-star weekend. ump. zip. shh. no. this was a great all-star weekend.  give me this paragraph to explain, if i still sound saccharine, then click clickedy away.  i would list all the amazingness that went on, but clearly that would come well short. so here, just this, imagine if you were six or eight and this was the first all-star weekend you will remember.

was this the greatest ever? well, for those who were eight when dr j was around, no, for those who were eight when jordan was jordan, then that was the one. and when those who are eight today...

they will be telling their eight years olds that they should have seen dr j, jordan, dwight, nate robinson, that lil man, you will not believe this son, but he was 5 foot tall, yes, five foot tall, i don't care if you don't believe me, cause he was and i know it doesn't look like that big a deal on the video, but the cameras back then couldn't capture how small he was. and dwight howard, yes, and dont get me started about centers these days, dwight superman howard, superman had the footwork of an angel, he learned to play the game the right way.  no one has seen anything like that before, he did the dr j dunk, THE dr j dunk, he measured it off, no, i know you saw the video and he had a foot ahead, but that misses the point, a seven foot behemoth of a man dunked from the foul line, moved like that, changed the game, all those seven footers you see running those offenses today, that started with dwight howard, you should have seen him when he tried to go one on one with kobe, oooh, kobe put dwight in his place. kobe bryant, eww, now that was a player. kobe bryants dont come around but once a generation. michael jordan, kobe bryant, lebron james, now they were inhuman, unreal competitors. functionally psychopathic competitors, and boy could they play basketball.

The Lig Reacts to the 'Crab Walk'

  -- Yeah, LBJ got that from me.

  --  "I would have to say either you have to call that a foul, or it's a basket." 

-- Crabwalk ? This is saturday dance USA party yes?

 

   --  "Traveling."

--   "Crabwalk this MothERF$%*&#!

.

-- Yes Stuart.  I can exclusively report from two sources that Damon Jones did certainly indeed claim to invented the 'crab walk.'

Stopping Short

It's been a great first season.  But, alas, I am off to Russia for the summer.  Thanks to all the great readers out there who have made the phdrib more fun and successful than I ever could have imagined. Check back in August or sign up in the RSS for an auto-update...til then...joakim wishes and michael olowokandi dreams...

Where The Big Man Mafia Happens - II

                     
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        Capo                    Capo                Capo
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          Soldier                    Soldier




       Consigliere

 
 Suspected Target

Where Amazing Inspires Amazing Inspiring Happens

Well done. Well. done.

Move Over Madsen

There have been many stand-out stars in these playoffs, but none has surpassed his supposed potential as Ronny Turiaf.  Coming into this post season, not a single expert had him atop their Best 12th-Man boards, many not even placing him in their top 10.  But critics have been silenced as Turiaf has out-benched everyone in the playoffs so far.  While some still call his benchplay overly flashy, others see Turiaf as a savant and liken him to other 12th-men legends, Sarunas Jasikevicius and Scott Hastings (heady company indeed.)  No doubt Turiaf cannot change the minds of most Scalabrine die-hards.  But the young man is showing that he will have a bright future on playoff sidelines for years to come:

Hat Tip for clip to Odenized.

Traditionalists Rise!

Jemele Hill joins the movement: !!!


click for Traditionalists Mafinesto

Where "Isn't It Ironic, don't you think?" Happens

It's like losing the lottery, on the day you get paid!